The best joke there ever was.
I CANT BREATE
That’s it. That’s Texas.
As a Texan, I can confirm this is true.
Even the villagers are getting tired of your shit, Gulliver…
oooh, Pearl, Amethyst and Garnet!
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
National Geographic - Nordic Wild
People I may know
Yeah, dating is cool… but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
Emo Jimmy was great